Q: Bellagirl, your blog is amazing! Thank you so much for posting all of the very sexy things that you do! It makes me want to play with myself, but due to your instructions, I am unable to. However, it is incredibly tempting and I find there may be a time that I may succumb to temptation. I was wondering, Ballagirl, if I might send you my keys? You don't have to do anything with them. You may hold onto them for as long as you wish. It scares me but break them if you want. Will you take my keys?

How many of my admirers would mail their keys to me like this gentleman wants to? If this post gets enough attention, I will set up a PO Box and turn lots of dreams into a reality.