Well there’s no point blowing up your profile picture,...

Well there’s no point blowing up your profile picture, @billding1970. We still wouldn’t be able to see your “small size”. You do realize that 8,531 people are now trying to zoom into your picture and wondering how in the hell you pleasure yourself?

You’re going to be the reason for people searching, “Best ways to jerk off a micro dick.”

In my opinion, the best place for you is locked away in a female chastity device and serving my every need. Don’t fool yourself, you’d fall right out of a male device.

Whatever I desire, you provide it to me. It’s the least you can do for being so sexually useless. You’re off to a good start with buying me this bodysuit though. Everyone will thank you when they get to see me in it. So there’s satisfaction in it for you too!